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chevrolet

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Thu 05 Oct 17 10:35

Re: Jokes 2017


Where from? Non-Corvette Motoring?/Suppliers?/Generation-Independent Technical?/Your Projects? I'm guessing here.


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Daytona Vette

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Thu 05 Oct 17 12:28

Re: Jokes


VetteWeekend wrote (View Post):Daytona Vette wrote (View Post):There are often analogies made between ladies and cars

However today I have found something that I can do very well with the Vette but I have No chance with the wife - that of:

"Putting my foot down"


Moved to the Humour forum!


So I do not have to suppose that it was funny - now that you have moved it to "Humor"
that confirms it is funny
Cheers


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Thu 05 Oct 17 13:21

Re: Jokes 2017


chevrolet wrote (View Post):Where from? Non-Corvette Motoring?/Suppliers?/Generation-Independent Technical?/Your Projects? I'm guessing here.

As there is no naming and shaming on this website I'm afraid I can't say ...Daytona Vette wrote (View Post):
VetteWeekend wrote (View Post):Daytona Vette wrote (View Post):There are often analogies made between ladies and cars

However today I have found something that I can do very well with the Vette but I have No chance with the wife - that of:

"Putting my foot down"


Moved to the Humour forum!


So I do not have to suppose that it was funny - now that you have moved it to "Humor"
that confirms it is funny
Cheers


Barry if you get a yes from Ross and yes from Mike, I think you'll be guaranteed a spot in the final of CCCUK's got Talent - Nats 2018.

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Daytona Vette

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Thu 05 Oct 17 13:53

Re: Jokes 2017


VetteWeekend wrote (View Post):chevrolet wrote (View Post):Where from? Non-Corvette Motoring?/Suppliers?/Generation-Independent Technical?/Your Projects? I'm guessing here.

As there is no naming and shaming on this website I'm afraid I can't say ...Daytona Vette wrote (View Post):
VetteWeekend wrote (View Post):Daytona Vette wrote (View Post):There are often analogies made between ladies and cars

However today I have found something that I can do very well with the Vette but I have No chance with the wife - that of:

"Putting my foot down"


Moved to the Humour forum!


So I do not have to suppose that it was funny - now that you have moved it to "Humor"
that confirms it is funny
Cheers


Barry if you get a yes from Ross and yes from Mike, I think you'll be guaranteed a spot in the final of CCCUK's got Talent - Nats 2018.

Thumbs up



Is that you Simon?


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VetteWeekend

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Thu 05 Oct 17 17:14

Re: Jokes 2017


Daytona Vette wrote (View Post):
VetteWeekend wrote (View Post):chevrolet wrote (View Post):Where from? Non-Corvette Motoring?/Suppliers?/Generation-Independent Technical?/Your Projects? I'm guessing here.

As there is no naming and shaming on this website I'm afraid I can't say ...Daytona Vette wrote (View Post):
VetteWeekend wrote (View Post):Daytona Vette wrote (View Post):There are often analogies made between ladies and cars

However today I have found something that I can do very well with the Vette but I have No chance with the wife - that of:

"Putting my foot down"


Moved to the Humour forum!


So I do not have to suppose that it was funny - now that you have moved it to "Humor"
that confirms it is funny
Cheers


Barry if you get a yes from Ross and yes from Mike, I think you'll be guaranteed a spot in the final of CCCUK's got Talent - Nats 2018.

Thumbs up



Is that you Simon?


Yes it is ... Very Happy


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chevrolet

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Sat 28 Oct 17 15:17

Re: Jokes 2017


How to be a Corvette Owner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCpcQfN7V0U



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Daytona Vette

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Tue 31 Oct 17 15:10

Re: Jokes 2017


I am not a fan of the new 1 coin

I do not like change


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roscobbc

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Tue 31 Oct 17 18:07

Re: Jokes 2017


Daytona Vette wrote (View Post):I am not a fan of the new 1 coin

I do not like change


They are bit like a modern (but larger and in real terms less valuable) version of the old multi sided threepence coin - commonly know n as a 'Thrupenny Bit'
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Thruppenny Bits are good
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Daytona Vette

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Tue 31 Oct 17 23:03

Re: Jokes 2017


Please excuse the language ..........................

Removed by me



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Daytona Vette

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Tue 07 Nov 17 14:30

Jokes


I went round to my friend's house the other night to view his new C6 Z06, to my horror in his garage he was sipping brake fluid - I explained that he should not do it, he said it was ok as it was not neat, he was mixing one part Dot 4 with 3 parts Olive Oil, I told him that it was still bad for him, he said he could STOP whenever he wants.


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