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Daytona Vette

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Wed 29 Aug 18 13:21

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Access to the Humour Forum is denied ?

"Sorry, but only moderators can post threads in this forum".

Anyway

The keen Club Member was at a seance and seized the opportunity to ask a question

"Do they drive Corvettes up there in Heaven ?"

"well I have good news and bad news for you, which do you want first?"

"The good News"

"Yes they do drive Corvettes up there"

"So what is the bad news?"

"You are test driving the new C8 ZR1 with St Zora at 9.00 am in the morning"


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CaptainK

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Fri 31 Aug 18 13:30

Re: Jokes


Daytona Vette wrote (View Post):Access to the Humour Forum is denied ?

"Sorry, but only moderators can post threads in this forum".

Those moderators, they are such jokers Laughing

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Daytona Vette

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Fri 31 Aug 18 19:21

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My friend is addicted to drinking Brake Fluid, he only does it occasionally,

I have told not to do it,

He says he mixes it we three parts Olive Oil and one part Brake Fluid.

I have told him it will kill him

He said he can stop when ever he wants.


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Daytona Vette

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Fri 31 Aug 18 19:25

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I am not very keen on that new One Pound Coin

I don't like change.


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Daytona Vette

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Fri 31 Aug 18 19:29

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This one with thanks to Julie Onassis.

The man went to the Doctors and said "can you help me Doc, I keep thinking I am a Dog"

The Doc asked "How long has this been going on"

The reply came back; "Since I was a Puppy"


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Daytona Vette

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Fri 31 Aug 18 19:32

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I just asked the wife what she wanted if I won the Lottery Jack pot.

I soon realised that I would have to win it twice.


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Daytona Vette

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Fri 31 Aug 18 19:33

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How many Germans does it take to say no

Nine



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Daytona Vette

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Fri 31 Aug 18 19:35

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I like going out with German girls, they always score me well !

Nine!


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Daytona Vette

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Fri 31 Aug 18 19:48

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I went into the local Police Station yesterday and told the Sargent behind the desk that I had come about the job.

"What job he asked?"

"The one on the Notice Board outside" I replied

"What Job" he said

I told him " Big Bloke wanted for Bank Robbery"


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Daytona Vette

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Fri 31 Aug 18 19:55

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Man goes into Hospital to have his leg amputated.

Post the operation, the Consultant Surgeon comes round and says "I have both good and bad news which do you want first?"

"The bad news"

"Well apologies and all that we took off the wrong leg"

"So what on earth is the good news?"

"The Bloke in the next bed wants to buy your shoes"


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