Next years car show

[Nassau65]

This will be what next years car show will look like due to gas prices

 

[CaptainK]

And the show organisers will charge £50 per exhibit for you to show your car too, due to the cost of everything going up.

 

[antijam]

Apparently Amish Buggies are moving with the times; some are now sporting disc brakes, air suspension, turn indicators, led lighting, and some even upgrading from steel tyres to rubber!! (although only solid rubber, not pneumatic). I'm guessing a GT version is still some way off as long as they're sticking to a 1 HP 'motor'.

 

[James Vette]

I thought being amish was not only living without digital technology but also reducing pollution?

 

[Nassau65]

I thought being amish was not only living without digital technology but also reducing pollution?

What about the methane that comes off all that horse shit?

 

[Nassau65]

There bloody good furniture makers tho.
They are even “faking “ Amish furniture now, it’s coming in from the Far East .

 

[Chuffer]

Apparently Amish Buggies are moving with the times; some are now sporting disc brakes, air suspension, turn indicators, led lighting, and some even upgrading from steel tyres to rubber!! (although only solid rubber, not pneumatic). I'm guessing a GT version is still some way off as long as they're sticking to a 1 HP 'motor'.

Buy another horse and double the power .

 

[Nassau65]

Buy another horse and double the power .

No, it’s not allowed.

 

[Nassau65]

Apparently those buggies can go pretty fast, they are nearly all pulled by ex retired race horses.

 

[James Vette]

Do a burnout in this mustang.

 

[Nassau65]

This one is apparently Shergar’s offspring

 

[Chuffer]

No, it’s not allowed.

How boring , I guess you feed the horse lots of beans and have it turbo charged .

 

[James Vette]

I guess apples are unleaded and beans are super unleaded.

 

[Nassau65]

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Do a burnout in this mustang.

James, post that picture in the Amish Times, your bound to get a few orders from the youngsters.

 

[Nassau65]

I guess apples are unleaded and beans are super unleaded.

Mix a few chilly beans in there and your be flying along.

 

[Chuffer]

I would go the Big Block route and get Brewers Dray Shire Horse . Nothing quite like the fart of a Brewers horse and think of all that stump pulling torque on tap .

 

[James Vette]

Big block.

 

[Nassau65]

With attitude.

 

[Chuffer]

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Big block.

That`s a Bull Nose , its name is Morris .

 

[antijam]

That`s a Bull Nose , its name is Morris .

.....and not too easy to 'steer'