Another story relating to platform boots. At the then local cinema in Romford - can't recall if with 'the lads' or a 'bird' - can't even remember the film - just that we were sitting upstairs in the gallery (is that the right name?) - the cinema was the old school one huge screen and the upstairs seating part of the cinema was at quite a steep angle, perhaps 30 degrees or so with central stairs covered in what seemed to be several layers of carpet with a whitewashed edge to them. Health and Safety would have a nighmare nowadays. Anyway during a particularly quiet part of the film a bloke in a pair of platform boots decided to go to the toilet. The toilets were right at the very top of the seating area. So during this 'quiet' and probably important part of the film the whole upper part of the cinema had to listen to this 'thump', 'thump', 'thump' of this fellow going slowly and difficultly in his boots up each step right from the bottom of the seating area. Five minutes later he returned. It was still a quiet part of the film. Once again the whole audience had to listen to 'thump', 'thump', 'thump' down each step as he returned to his seat at the bottom of the gallery. But it quickly changed to a cresendo of 'thumps' as he lost his footing and toppled down the whole length of the staircase......the cinema was in uproar - it was the funniest thing that probably anyone had ever heard.......far better amusment than the film we were all watching. Don't think he hurt himself.